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They call her big booty cuz she got a big booty

We have two kidneys for a reason Nanci. Like can I fully function with one kidney. I don’t get this kidney shit. Like this isn’t a two for one like I’m not dying too

(via seren-croesi)

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil’ stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin’ what the fuck it is bich, cross eyed cryin’ down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin’ ass bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ’ HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin’ when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said… 76 of em.

Kevin Hart

xthatcrazychick:

Biggest fear when your a little kid… Swallowing a watermelon seed

Biggest fear when your a little kid… Swallowing a watermelon seed

"Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil’ stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin’ what the fuck it is bich, cross eyed cryin’ down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin’ ass bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ’ HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin’ when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said… 76 of em." Kevin Hart

zagat:

Tis the season. The ice cream flavors range from offbeat (cilantro-lime or roasted beets with mint) to classic (milk chocolate or pecans and cream) plus a few dairy-free vegan options.

Lick Ice Creams, Austin, TX

zagat:

Yucatan-style Mexican food shines at this Montauk taqueria highlighting local catches and housemade tortillas in its tacos, totopos and other casual eats. See you on the LIRR.

La Brisa de Tacombi, Montauk, NY

zagat:

A roomy patio, lots of marble, black leather and polished concrete.

Americano, New York, NY
Photo by David Penner.

zagat:

Time for some "Crispy-crunchy" fried chicken.

Hill Country Chicken, Brooklyn, NY
Photo by Rob Tallia.

ayyariana:

Y’all know damn well that picture ain’t Ariana. 

  1. You can literally see the girls face and there is 0 resemblance to her and Ari
  2. there’s literally a cat in the photo and ariana has no cats
  3. that room is broke af you know ariana ain’t living or staying in any place like that  

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